you know what else is an irreversible decision??? HAVING A BABY

Don’t forget Katrina.

No, Obummer started the Iraq war and let 9/11 happen. Don’t you watch the fair and balanced Fox News? He also invented AIDS and unemployment. Stupid libtard!

dear jeb,

With the Zika virus on everyone's mind now is the perfect time to repeal/reinterpret it.

Please don’t ask me to explain evangelicals. I would have an easier time explaining string theory.

where are they registered? i’d like to send them a wedding gift and a note of hope and love.

I am a case manager for low income families. A lot of my clients have some trouble with family planning and regardless of the fact that some of them live off of less that a thousand dollars a month, continue having baby after baby. Do I think it’s right to keep bringing children into poverty? No. Do I keep my opinions…

I thought it had to do with Courtney Love.

This may be the best thing Johnny Depp has ever done.

Yay Bernie! I have to admit, I’m pretty excited to see a non-Christian doing so well. As a secular person, I get very tired of presidential candidates having to pass some kind of “churchiness” test.

first the Rubio campaign managed to fuck up a pancake breakfast - now they’ve botched a BBQ.

of course she should not be forced to do so...but she should be continually pressured to do so.

Aslan is on the side of ‘Murrica, ‘cause if there’s one thing I have learned watching politics it’s that ‘Murrica loves Jesus. But I’m not sure we’re any better off trying to overthrow Tilda Swinton either, sooooo...

Imma have to go “ muddled anti vaxxer” using the context clue of Monsanto. I don't trust Monsanto either but...I get a distinct whiff of tinfoil from her.

Lol, that made me laugh, I have family in both NH and Vermont. But we all know the real difference is that those poor, dumb bastards living in Vermont call soft serve ice cream “creemees.”

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

most afraid: of winter behind the wall

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.