Lol I am 39 and my great grandfather was alive during the civil war. 

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Does Rand Paul’s neighbor have a Venmo account?

It’s terrible but I effing LOVE this show and will absolutely be watching this with a tub of ice cream for hours over Christmas. I actually think if the writing was any better I’d roll my eyes and switch it off. I’m 100% here for the stupidity of it all.

If Chris’ connections didn’t absolve him if the bridge incident, remind me: what punishment did he face for it?

The classic cars, large mirrors, and heavy handed symbolism *at least* deserve nominations for their performances.

My darling, not win an award? Do the Razzies mean less to you than salad does to a mid-westerner? For shame!

The ‘special interest group’ that the GOP wishes to limit is also known as ‘voters’.

Hardly surprising. When conservatives are out of power on a national level, they’re all about states’ rights. But the minute they have the means to do so, they pass federal laws taking away the rights of liberal states to govern as they see fit. When precedent is on their side, they’re all about tradition and how you…

I remember when my brother won Rolling Stones tickets (not as in free, but got them) in the lottery and the mailman actually knocked on my mother’s door and waited while she opened them. 1981

The utter lack of planning here is mind-boggling. This wasn’t a bum rush; they preapproved a certain number of pre-sale participants, gave each one a unique code a day in advance, had everyone log in 30 minutes before tickets went on sale to set the queue, and at 10AM started allowing a certain number to be in the…

I dunno, this is a new century, I’d love to see Swift go after Ticketmaster. When Pearl Jam fought them people were still standing in physical lines for tickets. A lot has changed in 27 years. Besides, what’s ticketmaster gonna do? Refuse to sell tickets to her shows? That’s a great financial decision that will 100%…

The Beatles had the right idea: stop touring altogether.

Those of us who lived through the 90s know Ticketmaster will never be taken down. 

They (the GOP) don’t care. If she didn’t want to die, she shouldn’t have gotten pregnant in the 1st place....

That and gerrymandering and voter suppression. The GOP trifecta.

This OH abortion ban has been in place for a few months, and the near-death medical atrocities are already racking up. How long before this “pro-life” law kills someone by denying them medical care. I put the over/under at about six more months. It’s fucking shameful.

Is that cover promoting starvation as fashion? That’s the same upper body profile they used to garner donations for UNICEF back in my day.

He used to be funny on Weekend Update (though I haven’t seen it since before Covid, at least). His banter with Colin Jost about Staten Island especially.

I have enough hate in my body to go around, trust me, no one will be left wanting.