AHHHHHH! I hope you get out of the greys!

I don’t mean to scare you even further, but 1993 was 27 years ago. 

Right! I don’t even have kids but if my nieces and nephews were occupied so I could actually hang out with my sisters like adults? Perfect family reunion. 

Your husband must have a very nice butt. However that ghost is RUDE! 

Same. Just reading that story in my sunny room on a beautiful day makes me not want to stay at my place.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

BOOOOOOO! I love this story but also I hate this story because I live alone.

I’ve got a scary story. About 4 times I’ve come back to this tab that I have kept open the whole time and the most dreaded thing has happened. The page has been reloaded and sent me back to the top.

Why didn’t you ask the witch in the room what that’s about?

GOOD! You did the right thing. 

People are sometimes weird, and when they’re uncomfortable about things the just act casual. Not everyone acts the way you might if you had blood walls. 

Oh my gosh that is also a very scary story!

YES PLEASE!

Yeah, when I read that I was like “Are there... are there congress members and senators who don’t consult with their staff before hearings? Cause like... that’s what you pay them for.” I guess it’s fine when old white guys do it.

I go into ketosis if I eat fewer than 45 grams of carbs. You can also follow the keto diet and not be in ketosis, that happens to a lot of people who have much lower carb thresholds than I do.

(full disclosure- I eat keto) I totally agree. Everyone can just shut the fuck up about keto. If you wana go on reddit and geek out on it, FINE. But everyone stop bothering the world. (but I also feel that way about every other diet as well).

I’m really sorry that keto didn’t work for you. It can easily become a very boring diet which is like, not the point of living. The point of living is delicious foods. 

You can absolutely eat a ton of veggies on keto. I know this because I eat keto and also tons and tons of veggies. 

I totally understand that Keto is not for you. But I personally eat between 40 and 70 grams of carbs a day. I don’t technically go into ketosis, but I feel wayyyyy better than when I eat a super carby diet.

Yeah, I feel like keto is like any diet. Just like I know vegetarians who eat a lot of veggies and are very healthy, I know a lot of vegetarians who eat a lot of ice cream and processed treats. Keto is the same. Some eat well on it, some don’t.