It’s actually not that bad once you’re used to it. I miss rice though. Rice is better than cauliflower rice, if you can believe that. 

Ketosis isn’t starvation, it’s burning fat instead of sugar. 

You can have as many low carb veggies as you want on Keto. It’s not a pure fat diet, it’s a high fat low carb diet. I eat keto and I eat way more veggies than I did when I was on the standard American diet.

“It is very hard to be a 10 when your skin is blue”

“I grew up in subsidized housing, I was on food stamps, and nobody ever helped me out!”- rich idiots

So who was diary?

She “broke” 3 “ribs” and is doing fine.

Please don’t make fun of Jeb Bush. He is on the Paleo diet and that makes him very very cool.

This. It’s why I love Jane the Virgin so much. It’s feminist and diverse but the actors don’t run around going “LOOK! THERE IS ONLY ONE WHITE MAN PN THIS SHOW WE ARE SOOOOOO WOKE!"

Get the copper one instead! 

Oh. I put the same thing after you. You win this kinja.

Years ago.

Can we put blimps....... everywhere?

I’ve often wondered that. Like, I just got a virtual credit card from my phone company that I can only use at cwrtain online stores (grubhub is a no, but I can pay my phone bill with it so whatever). It’s 2018, they would be able to tell if your snap card was used at a brewery. It would also erase the shitty looks from…

YOU HAVE TO CHANGE BECAUSE MEN ARE EVERYTHING!- SATC, probably.

I have been sexually assaulted and did have an “open dialogue” with the person who did it.

Fallon sucks because someone would go “Hi, I’m Mike” and he would dissolve into giggles. Also he’s not funny. He is the epitome of a white man failing up.

I agree, but I remember them saying something about it being 5 grand. I am assuming that was the cost after Rory surly received financial aid.

I starred your comment and it took a star away instead.

Also- Maybe Lorelei would have had the 5 grand a year to send Rory to fancy school if she had just not eaten out for EVERY SINGLE MEAL. like, she must have spent at least 120 bucks a week at Luke’s not including coffee, Al’s Pancake world, gotta be another 30 bucks a week, not to mention how she buys tacos a lot, and…