I used to love that! I forgot about it and am so grateful you reminded me!

I’m SO SO SO sorry, but yes, I am about to be “that guy”.

Why not Lisa Bonet? She rules and I really like when she’s on Drunk History.

Is that real?

Why not both?

Yesterday when we were watching the halftime show, we all were complaining about his awful outfit. Someone suggested that he would be taking off that dumb moose shirt, and I believed her.

Ugh. Can you not?

I know it sucks, but if those other two couldn’t see what a shit-bag that Regina George character is, then you’re well rid of them.

It doesn’t matter what country someone’s from, or what they look like, or the colour of their skin. It doesn’t matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently-some would say, more correctly. I’m a person. Bret’s a person. You’re a person. That person over there is a person. And each person…

Ditto. I’m 29 and just got a job making 15 an hour. Jokes on them, I usually work about 2 hours overtime per week, and that is pretty sweet.

You should withhold grand kids forever and be like “I can’t afford to pay for college for Vegbrarian JR. Sorry Parental Units.”

Snow melts. I fill my pillow with dead birds. They never melt, and they’re where feathers come from anyway.

If you’re not already a Danny Boyle fan, I would suggest getting every single soundtrack from every movie he’s done.

I dislike Hillary. It’s obviously not because she’s a woman, because I’m a fucking woman. I’d love to see a woman in the white house. But I don’t like Hillary. I’ll vote for her when she wins the nomination, but I voted for Kerry, and I didn’t like him either.

NEW HAMPSHIRE IS NOT IMPORTANT EVER. The only thing New Hampshireever did that mattered was elect Jeb Bartlett as governer.

Just so you know, everyone else thinks it’s fucking absurd that Iowa and New Hampshire decide who will be running for president. Also, congrats on your member of the local NH press. I’m sure the periodical for which you work isn’t in some backwater town no one gives a shit about.

I disagree. I think it’s very progressive.

Obviously you’ve never seen the documentary The Purge.

I think the sound mixer just rightfully doesn’t like coldplay. But bruno was lip synching sooooo bad. I don’t understand why the mix was so bad when his son was so clearly pre recorded.

I engaged for a while too. We’ve all done it.