hanzelpants
Hanzelpants
hanzelpants

What show is this?

Ugh. This. If I have to watch ONE MORE FUCKING SHOW where the dude says he’s going to get a vasectomy and then doesn’t and then lies to his wife about it, I will freak out. Not only is it borderline abusive to your wife, it’s also BEEN FUCKING DONE.

I’m on team #grownupjess. But I’m #teamlogan before #teamdean every. Fucking. Day.

I think he should wear more pleated pants. So many creases!

He’s a good actor. But the movies he makes are so not funny. But he was so good in Requiem. He is talented. But every time he has an idea, he needs someone to say “NO! That’s DUMB!”.

It’s awesome and I think it has the same casting director as GG because they use so many people from it. It’s a nice little fix to tode you over.

When has she done it before?

I would feel comfortable wearing a sari were I a participant in a close friend’s Indian wedding and in no other times.

Someone’s culture is not a fun hat they can put on and take off when need be.

He’s going to be okay. I think he’ll be a contractor who takes over for Tom.

Have you tried The Good Wife?

We could afford to pay for them by closing bullshit tax loopholes for corporations.

was !!! playing during the episode of Forensic Files?

Honestly, this article doesn’t make sense even if you do know what bands she is talking about.

So basically this whole thing started because I said Leo fucking sucks. You said that’s not an acceptable critique and that he’s immensely talented. I replied that that carries as much weight as saying he fucking sucks. I get it. You have an opinion that doesn’t line up with mine. Instead of disagreeing with me like a

He directed Gone Baby Gone.

All of you would know this IF YOU WATCHED THE WEST WING.

I disagree. If he was a really great actor, he’d be good in everything. He has been good in nothing besides Catch me if you Can. He was awful in Romeo and Juliet, he was awful in Titanic, he was awful in The Beach... and so on and so forth. He’s not talented, he’s just some guy.

Where is the token huge titted woman? Who knows things about cars OR science but not both?