Beards are WAY less scratchy than freshly shaved faces, in my experience.

Hearing about that is why I never saw Jurassic world.

Oh, are we not doing a pile on?

Jez hates him. People in general are like “eh, whatever.”

Cool. Cool cool cool.

Though if that happened I would actually start watching the Golden Globes.

Yeah, but everyone just decided to hate Jlaw because of what happened. Remember Jeremy Renner and all the shitty shitty shitty things he’s said over the years? People go “ugh. Oh he said a dumb thing” and then that’s it. Jlaw is now reviled for one fucking thing she did.

I was totally agreeing with you in a dumb way that made it seem like I was arguing.

I love Lisa Edelstein, so I started watching that show. She has become so selfish, but I love that everyone else is also selfish, and they all also say “You’re being fucking selfish” to each other. Also- there are non-white people on that show and they aren’t just magical!

I love the good wife.

Also MURPHY BROWN!

There are plenty of guys who would settle down after 6 years because you were patient and gave them time.

While I agree, I liked that Miranda was like “You’re dead to me” and Carrie, for once, was the voice of reason and was actually tuned in to something that wasn’t about her, said “Miranda, Steve is perfect. You did’t have sex for 6 months. That’s a long fucking time. He’s the father of your kid, he’s sorry, and he’ll…

I’m not on team Aiden only because I like Aiden and wanted him to be happy and Carrie is a selfish asshole who not only made less money than him, was less invested in the relationship, got Aiden to compromise more, but she also CHEATED on him. Why was he with her? Was it her weird giant underpants?

It was okay when Samantha started dating that woman and learned that dating a woman is actually hard work because feelings and talking. Also, I LOVED that Carrie was like “Everyone, I think I may be in love with (Whomever) at dinner and then Samantha was like “I’m fucking a woman”. And then Carrie was like “I kind of…

Uh greed. I always thought that Carrie was a shit bag. But when I was younger I was like “Whatever, the other 3 are great. Carrie is just there or whatever”. Now I find her offensive. I mean, remember when they all offered to loan her money so she could buy her apartment? Except for Charlotte? And then Carrie thought…

I think he’s talentless. If you disagree, that’s fine. But I’d say “immensely talented” is as descriptive as “fucking sucks”.

Right? It’s like that meme where she looked chill as fuck while hanging out at the airport in sunglasses. She should NOT try, she should just hang out and wear sunglasses.

How dare you? Those jokes were SUPER funny 35 years ago. Like calling something that’s lame “gay”.

It’s gonna be UGE.