“Who’s a good boy? I’m a good boy! Seriously, EVERYONE says it. Now more snuggles! But not for Kim Davis”.

“The most exclusive, luxury State of the Union, in the world”!

The worst thing about legal weed is allll the assholes who moved here simply because it’s legal. They are all bros, and terrible, and our rents are going up insanely.

Hopie? Is that one an IPA?

Oh, I see what you meant. The 1 point was for the moldy old Hustler I found under the tool cabinet in the back while you went to spray lysol on the drill for my cavity. 10/10 would read that moldy lad rag again.

No. Pets are fine in a dental office/autobody shop. I took offense to you using your personal butterknives.

I came up with garage dentistry. Get on board everyone!

As a fellow childless single, who never wants to alter the childless part, I’m a big fan of paid family leave. It’s just the right thing to do to support families.

I was nannying part time for my friend who works from home. Even with me there it was so hard for her. Every time her daughter cried she could hear it, and couldn’t focus. She knew I wasn’t pinching the baby or anything, she just had to see what was up. She’s sending her to daycare now and it’s so much easier for her…

Um, OBVIOUSLY you’re not taking this seriously. Get a set of dental equipment for your garage and clean teeth there! Use your garden hose for rinsing and an old pain bucket for spitting.

I legit think that’s a really good movie.

That’s so meta. (Stage direction- light cigarette, glance at lonely bulldog lying in a rocking chair)

Loved him on Mindy.

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH ALLLLLLLLL OF THE EPISODES OF VERONICA MARS. Start anywhere. Watch any episode. Seriously. Any. If you don’t get addicted then you’re just wrong. Just wrong and unAmerican*.

I’m on your side. If you must go out, die with dignity.

I can’t speak to AHS, as I’ve never watched it. But I’ve seen a bunch of Leo movies and he. Fucking. Sucks. The fact that Kate Winslet lets him be in movies with her baffles me. Why is he always nominated for bullshit? He was good in that movie where he was an undercover cop, and Catch me if you can. That’s IT.

Also medium companies.

I think it just depends on the person who is late. Today I had a shift at 5 30 in the morning. So I get to work, but I can’t get in because I’m not a keyholder. I text my shift manager to ask where he is. Then again. Then again. Then again. He ended up being an hour late to open. I just chilled in my car and listened…

I’m sure you already know that you’re crushing it, but I just stopped by to say you’re CRUSHING it.

The only thing I know about this show is from SNL, but I do think this is just a thing that white people can run with. “Sorry about slavery, sorry about internment camps after WWII, sorry about the trail of tears, our apology comes in the form of not allowing POC to be embarrassed on The Batchelor”. I’m white and I…