Marvin is a WHOLE thing.

Oh, sorry you kept reading something that was obviously interesting enough that you read til the end. Sorry you’re wrong and didn’t like Die Hard, like you’re a communist or something.

This is America. You do you.

As a white 4th generation German-American (so I’m very white with no cultural heritage at all betond growing up on McDonalds) I was offended. I thought at first that someone not connected to the campaign had made it as a joke. I’m sorry to find out I was wrong.

Ugh. The British. IT’S A SEASON, IDIOTS! I talk often about my favorite Green Wing series(1, obvs), as well as my favorite Mighty Boosh series (1, obvs) on the reg. The Brits are just trying to take ofer America. DIDN’T WORK GREAT THE FIRST TIME, IDIOTS.

When I was in college my roommate and I used to play pennycan off our porch. Our landlord thought we were idiots. "We're not idiots, gerald, YOU are because YOU DON'T PENNYCAN! Pour a little out for our fallen brother. #cougartownforever

Fair.

Oral sex is still sex, imo.

Sorry, I made it seem like I was defending Wheaton college. I was just saying that Moody Bible Institute is WAY worse.

HE’LL BE RUINED THEN HE WON’T BE A VIRGIN WHY WOULD YOU WANT SLOPPY SECONDS?

AND the second post.

Yeah, Wheaton is actually a good school. it’s actually a very respected college, even though the students were banned from dancing until about 10 years ago.

Ugh, you’re right. I’m sooo stupid! I hope Java the Hun doesn’t eat me!

Hey look! It’s a bear dressed like Hans Olo. Do they have one of Bobo Fat?

Please don’t talk about acid wash like that.

His writing for adults was also pretty good. It broke my fucking heart when I was a teenager and found out he was a garbage-human. “But...but...but... the BFG! Fantastic Mr Fox! The Twits!"

It’s so meta.

Ummmmmmm are you saying the Kardashians are, like pleated acid-washed jeans, timeless?

YOU’RE A LENA LAUGH TRUTHER!

Haha, I actually couldn’t remember if it was exqueeze me, but I did waffle back and forth about it.