Do you keep the babies alive so you can harvest their brains to eat?
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It’s worse to have them in the same house with you when you’re alive.
We could teach them how to use Google Calendar!
Not only that, but if you elect to get a copper IUD, it’s good for up to 11 years. Best decision I ever made.
At first I was like “why would women in prison need birth control? For guards who rape them”? And then I read on.
Okay, this is a really old thread, but I get my glasses at goggles4u.com they are super cheap (I have 2 pairs of glasses and they cost me 30 dollars total with shipping) and the glasses are great. They also have sunglasses. However, don’t get their transition lenses. They’re no good.
I have a friend who is addicted to spoiling things for me. Books, movies, TV shows, everything. I get it, it’s been 12 years since it came out, that’s on me. But if you specifically say you haven’t seen something yet, she’ll purposefully tell you what happens. Actual example- me-“I’m just done with season 2 of Game of…
What the...are you serious? Are you serious right now? I JUST said I was reading this. I JUST SAID I WAS READING THIS.
What was the monogamy problem?
I know, right? Nothing like googly-eyed breasts roving around your top to get a mans attention, though!
YES TO GINA TORREZ! She would be a perfect lead. Christine Baranski would be awesome in the Brad Pitt role.
Coulda been a nice ghost who was trying to prevent her from breathing smoke. Not that I believe in ghosts because that’s crazy talk.
Sorry, I made it seem as if I said good morning to said pedantic coworker. I said good morning to someone else just getting into work, and Pedantic CoworkerTM told me I was wrong.
How dare you? Kanye! KANYE!
PICK A SIDE OR GTFO!
There’s a girl I work with who is like that. A few weeks ago, somebody came in, and I said “Good Morning!”. She was like “Actually, it’s afternoon. It’s after 12”. I glanced at the clock, saw that it was 11:58, and said to her “No. It’s still morning. If you’re going to be pedantic, then you better be right”. She…
I appreciate it when marrieds stay off Okc (unless they admit to said married status, in which case all’s good, you do you). I’ve dated a couple of liars on okc who I thought were single. When someone says “So I have something weird to tell you” I assume it’s that they’re a Blues fan, not that they’re married with…
Hey, congrats on your new PM. Not only is he a normal, decent human being, but he doesn’t look like a grotesque bag of moldy ham! Stupid trump. Looking like moldy meat.
You know IPA?!?!?! (International Phonetic Alphabet, not Indian Pale Ale)