But that’s why the signs are well defined shapes and symbols. For people who can’t read. And while I agree that if you don’t speak English you can’t read English, but you still know that if you’re looking at a map, you’re on Stuart street, and it’s about two blocks to Tennyson street, you can see that those are the…

So am I but I’ve still seen PCU! It is mandatory! It is better than all the lame Van Wilder college movies.

I love that song! I’ve been listening to it for years!

Basically. Orange chicken? Really? Come on America. That shit is so Kentucky.

My favorite salad is word salad.

Which is a really nice plan. However that is when your GM is creeping behind you, asks why you didn’t upsell, and when you tell them why, their response is “doesn’t matter. Even if someone is interrupting you going “No. No. No. No. No. No.” You still have to. Or you don’t have to work here". I had a manager actually…

One time I got pulled over by a cop for going 17 over the speed limit while driving home from opera rehearsal. He walked up to me and said “Hey, your tires are bald, but that’s not why I pulled tou over”. I thought about crying to get out of the ticket, but felt I deserved the ticket and didn’t want to be a dick. He…

Comissioner Gordon. Done. No other cops needed.

Even safe-crackers use them. Joy Behar is a dick.

You realize we are forced to do these things by corporate, right? We get yelled at by managers if we don’t try to upsell.

We servers LOVE plate stackers. Your husband is right and you are wrong. Forcing someone else to sit in front of a dirty dish is rude.

Guilty.

He clearly thinks that kids just shouldn’t have sex. I agree (I cashed in my v card at 22) but I’m also fucking realistic. Kids want to have sex and they have sex and they don’t understand the consequences of having sex and it’s not their fault and we need to teach them how to have sex safely. Also- waiting was…

Your family sounds like a bunch of tree-hugging liberals.

Honestly I’d vote for Mike Huckabee not because I want to break all the laws, but because there are so many laws I’m just, like, SO OVER trying to follow them. My landlord’s all “pay your rent” and I’m all “Really? Is that the law? Is it? Is it really?” I just can’t even. Law is too hard. Too much rules, not enough…

I think the jury’s still out on science.

Haha. I don’t think anyone has to feel bad for being a dick in kindergarten. I’m pissed about people being dicks later in life. Like when you’re 11, you fucking understand empathy. You know what it’s like to put yourself in someone else’s shoes. That girl wasn’t my nemesis because she called me ugly in kindergarten.…

5 of the 6 deputy clerks said they would, the one who is reported as being her son said he would not. However, it’s not understood if the licences they issue will be legal if Davis is in jail because technically she is the one who was elected and if she’s not issuing the licences they may not be legal.

Yeah, but that’s mostly because he yells the whole time.

Honestly, I’m at the point where I’d be impressed by trump if he could just prove that he watched all seven seasons of The West Wing. I seriously think he’d learn a lot. What I’m saying is, if you’ve seen The West Wing, I’ll vote for you.