That does tend to be my chief complaint about gay people.

Don’t worry, they couldn’t keep that promise either.

To me the money thing is a big deal. Sure, have a joint account for bills and vacations and shit. But keep other bank accounts as well. My mother and father had one bank account and my dad drained it of like, 100 thousand dollars, most of which my mother had made. And this was in 1989 when that was way more money…

When I first saw that photo, I legitimately thought she was wearing a crossing guard vest.

I AM HAPPY BECAUSE FIRELY IS AMAZING! I think my favorite episode is Shindig.

That's super fair. Yeah, the fact that Firefly aired out of order is just the dumbest. But I disagree about the pilot being good.

But there are so many great shows with awful pilots! Parks and Rec, Community, 30 rock, Bojack Horseman, Firefly. I'd say about half of my all time favorite shows started out terrible and then worked their ways up. Sometimes it just takes a bit of tweaking to figure out how the characters work.

I never got there with Bush. Every time I see him I feel like Kanye. "George Bush doesn't care about black people. Or poor people. Or women. Or anyone. Also not a talented painter."

But they can't write it on their sign though, which is a shame.

I know right? Women are always all "bla bla bla, I want sex, me me me, equality, Liz Lemon, having it all, bla bla bla". And it's like, whatEVER. I'll just get a fleshlight.

Yeah I feel like anytime somebody's like "I'm a freak in the sack" what they mean is "sometimes I...I...I...I go down on a girl. Like I lick her vagina!". And I don't think that's freaky. I think that's just nice. And frankly, mandatory.

I can't be bothered to actually read ALL the words in a post. That's like, sooooooooo Canadian. #thanksalanthick #yoursonisamazballz #wealsogaveyournationdiabetes #yourewelcomeagain

Damnit! I was seriously excited! Ugh. Aren't we like, getting a Wonder Woman movie or something? Whatever. I'll just keep on being all about Marvel.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoohhhhhhh. Sorry. I was being an idiot. #Americanprivilege #thereareothercountriesquestionmark #whocaresfireworks #baseball #taylorswift

I think he was probably going to lose no matter what, it's pretty difficult to unseat a sitting president, but the 47 percent thing really cinched it for Obama.

Too soon.

Where do you live that it's illegal? I know it's really hard to get them in Tennessee and South Dakota (and now Texas) and myriad other states, but I didn't know it was illegal fully anywhere. Just "so difficult to get it's practically" illegal.

How have they been awesome? I haven't heard of them being cool about ladies. Do tell!

It's true. She will do anything for a dollar.

On Joshua's behalf I'm going to say that you're allowed. I think he was only warning us stark white ladies.