Have you seen Chelsea Peretti's special One of the Greats? At one point in the set a dude stands up and says "You're my favorite female comedian!" to which she responds with a "go fuck yourself" bitch stare.

How dare you? New Years Eve was a tour de force, I tell you, a tour de force!

I appreciate all the Australians who have said that they tip well in the states. #notallaustralians

He was different. If you're too busy talking, that's fine. But he was like "God, I wish she would take our order" while she was getting glasses from right in front of us, and she totally heard him say that. He was way rude, not just lost in conversation.

Australians are the worst/best to wait on. They NEVER tip but they're always sooooo cool and nice, and never mind waiting for anything. But I feel like if you come to this country and you know that we have a tipping culture, you should fucking tip.

I agree. Or if he's rude. I went out with a dude a few weeks ago who was rude to the beertender, even though she was slammed, and was doing a really good job. He talked shit about her where she could hear him, and then she ignored us (as I would have because fuck you, man) until it was time for us to go. He was…

I'm assuming you are sober now. You are presumably explaining your initial comment. And yet, even when you are soberly explaining yourself...

How dare you suggest that white people not freak out when judged for their color? I, as a white person, feel that I am oppressed all the time. People will say "Well, as a white woman, you make more money than EVERYONE else besides white men" And my response is "The ozone layer is thinning and I NEED that extra money…

Atheists are somehow knowledgeable of the fact that Jesus won't keep a roof over your head. I have an aunt with health problems, and not a lot of money, and her sisters pooled some money and bought her a house. When my aunt was thinking of selling her house a few years later, her sisters were like "Um... you don't…

Ugh. People with degrees. I have a degree too. And it means jack shit in this economy.

THIS! It has always bothered me when people are disrespectful of someone's job. If you're a person who is passionate about their job who doesn't want to date a 34 year old who hates their job and is unwilling to take steps to change that, fine. Completely understandable. If you're just a normal person who looks…

I don't wan t to be a "Have you tried" Girl either but...

I'm opposite. This is America. It's Mars Capone here. I don't like when Americans use foreign pronunciations of words in English. I went out with a dude I really liked, but he talked about how much he liked croissants , pronounced the French way, and I was like "Dude, you're from Michigan. Shut up." We did not…

Maybe she was trying to be like Elsa.

Yeah, I felt shitty when I was like "Well, I'm glad that guy was as terrible as he was, because otherwise the cops wouldn't have been called". I once had a guy in my restaurant while I was bartending and was like "Um, this is awkward, but there is a guy waiting for a table being very inappropriate" And I asked him…

Unfortunately that is only a law of nature. Stupid American justice system!

Remember when casting the Hunger Games, and everyone flipped the fuck out because Cinna was black in the movie? People bitched about Rue, even though she's black in the book, but people were like "How can Cinna be black?!?!?!?!?!? I didn't think of him as black I thought of him as white I can't watch this if Cinna is…

Also- why are they bitching at feminists? As if the only people who would hire a woman for a job are feminists.

That could be true. Like how everyone hated the new Star Wars movies because they were terrible and everyone felt like it ruined their childhood. But my favorite movie is 28 days later, and I don't feel like 28 weeks later ruined it. It just wasn't as good as 28 days later. They're VERY separate movies in my mind.…

Banking on the popularity of Meerkat Manor.