Actually, Looking is kind of a remake of Sex and the City. I don't know if you've seen it, but it's awesome. It's the first time I can think of where a bunch of gay guys get together and act like dudes, instead of "This is my gay friend Hank and he's FABULOUS". They're just dudes who happen to be gay, and I like…

Also, it's not even a remake. It's a third movie. I would understand a bit if people were pissed because it was a remake, but it isn't.

Why stop there? Put socks over your hands in case someone is like, really into fingers, and hop around in a sleeping bag in case you... exist as a woman.

I think he's saying that feminists should hate football and that drinking is awesome.

Fucking Starbucks. "No, we can't give you a frappichino" "Why not" "Cause we don't have a blender, and honestly, I'm not sure what's in it."

Anna wasn't being a dick. It was HER JOB to ask what the customer wanted. That is basically what your job is in customer service. Ask what people want, clarify to make sure you got it right, and then execute their order. It was 100% right for her to ask multiple times. She wasn't an asshole at all. You are…

It's not obvious. I was going to say she may have wanted an au lait, but Hello_my_Lover beat me to it. And she was OBVIOUSLY the kind of customer who, if she didn't get what she wanted, would pitch a god damned fit about it. She could have meant she wanted a coffee, or a latte, or an au lait.

You should have sent her a pie chart of how much she paid for the dress, and how much you and your fiance did, and had a line coming out of the sliver that she paid for saying "Thank you so much for THIS part of my dress".

Of course. And I know and understand that. But to think that all strippers are prostitutes was what I wanted to clear up. Also, were I a stripper who also worked as a prostitute, and some dude came into my club and talked to me and didn't pay me for the time I wasted on him, I would NEVER have sex with him for…

Imagine how long the note she leaves on the counter is when you watch her pets when she's out of town.

Do not ask your stripper out on a date. Do not ask your stripper out on a date. You can not tell if she likes you because she is PAID to PRETEND to like EVERYONE.

If I can't be a pretty blonde white woman who eschews the thought that I could POSSIBLY be contributing to any problems in this country regarding race through my inherent white privilege, then WHAT IS THE POINT OF EVEN LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES? I don't want to learn what life might be like for minorities- what if…

I'm sadder for knowing that apparently Meghan Trainer is saving herself for her hubby. She's disappointing both of us.

Labia is the plural, and Labium is the singular (I only know that because I had to look it up a while back).

I agree with you. I still like the song because it's a fun pop song and who cares, the beat is nice and I do enjoy grooving to it. But I sure as shit wouldn't say it's Grammy worthy. God. That fucking song was nominated for a Grammy. And I didn't like the message that "boys like big butts". Being comfortable in…

I'm like you, fucked myself over in my early 20s, realized that was dumb, and have been good about not spending all the time as an adult. You might have an easier time getting him on board if you proposed a mint.com account or something similar. My mom kept being like "Write down a budget on paper" after I was…

Somebody wearing a t-shirt isn't violating the trademark of said organization, even if the person wearing the shirt is, in fact, black. Somebody could have given it to him as a gift, or donated it to Goodwill and he bought it, or he bought it right from a KKG fundraiser or whatever. Wearing the Greek letters of an…

Also, who the hell thinks that a tube top is acceptable to wear when you're trying to look presentable? Granted, I find nothing wrong with tube tops if you want to wear them out and about to the store or to a restaurant or whatever (I personally don't wear tube tops because I don't want people to see my Spanx poking…

I work as a barista, and my boss offers my coworkers and myself no such perks as an "entertainment budget" or "healthcare" or "paid vacation time". People who have these things are probably getting paid a pretty decent wage. I understand that you think that if you stiff someone on a tip it will go back into your…

Have you checked their Yelp review? Normally I think that help is a dumpster where people throw their worthless opinions, but their yelp page has become a beautiful artwork of revenge.