His foot failed to make a football move before it lost possession of the plate.

Remember when the Detroit Pistons

I think in this situation you have to ask though whether or not “more marketable” is code for shameful, ridiculous prejudice against Hispanic ballplayers or for fairly reasonable, understandable prejudice against people from Florida.

But with brand value, he’s solidly in the $4.382 billion range for net worth. 

Holiday special, dude. Don't erase Life Day.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

Lewis: “Before we get there. Hack....Hacks about 50 percent [laughs]”

Eliminate officials, players call their own fouls and violations like a pickup game, and at the end of the season the ten whiniest players are voted on by their peers and ejected from the league.

I wish my kids looked at me the way Thomas's does after being out of work for 11 months

I stress out when I’m sitting in foul ball territory and there are no children around. What do I do with the ball if I get one?!

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Ichiro did an impression: https://www.mlb.com/video/ichiro-congratulates-griffey/c-29604477

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Number 0 for Alabama should have his scholarship revoked for that play. He looked like George Michael Bluth when you throw him something.

This is far better than that “Win a National Championship Get Free Big Macs” promo.