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Nothing makes me happier than this GIF of the umpire trying to calm things down after one push and then backing the hell away after the second

Strasburg is a Boras client and signed an extension with the Nats before he hit the market

Mark Reynolds has a very distinctive bat drop when he dongs one. He does it every time, as in the first clip. There will be no bat flips from Mark Reynolds.

I think we are so accustomed to “risky” choices just working out that when one doesn’t, we think something is wrong with the writing, instead of it being a realistic outcome. This is also what fueled a lot of The Last Jedi hate. Just last week, Ashford spun up the drum, which had no guarantee of working. It could

By “lucky” you meant Lebron’s going to get his ass fired by the all star break

As a Nats fan, I knew who Scooter Gennett was because he was always the random spot start scrub crushing dongs off Strasburg. He’s slashing .357/.400/1.071 with 3HR (his most off any one pitcher).

This needs to be brought up every time someone complains about the teams in his/her city.

I’ll tell you one thing about Engelb Stalin Vielma: It Enlivens Ballgame

Wow I should have read the whole article. These quotes are amazing.

This is not what efficacy means and he was the shortest QB of the whole group.

Strasburg, since post-TJ shutdown (April 2013):
3.10 ERA, 10.3 K/9, 1.08 WHIP

Game of Thrones meets Alien

Everyone on UTC all the time please

Nobody can deny that Thomas was the best to ever do it.

I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU DAD

I loved this movie. I think it will age very well. Everyone has ESB as #1 on their lists, rightfully so, but do you think the weekend it came out everyone was all “Wait, Vader is his daddy? Love it!” I believe the answer to that is “Noooooooooooooooooo”

Never mind that slicing a dude in half with a light saber might scare little ones.

When can we get Boogie to the Wiz. He and Wall are BFFs. He spaces the floor where Gortat cannot. Good luck defending that PnR. The Wiz ceiling is limited with their pretty-good team right now. Wall + Cousins + whoever is left after the trade is at least something that scares the crap out of the East.

How is Marcus Smart the longest-tenured Celtic? Isn’t this his fourth season in the league?