The truth is, through all these years of public service, the ‘service’ part has always come easier to me than the ‘public’ part

Best part is the ump dramatically ejecting somebody and then slowly backing away as the chaos unfolds

Make Sox White Again

True story: as I went to board a Sunday night red-eye one time, I looked up at the TV by the gate to see the local ABC station playing its movie of the week, Cast Away. It was the plane crash scene.

Paul Ryan (R-WI)

This only aired in Canada, as Fox went to commercial break in the U.S. All-Star Game broadcast

Jaime Fallon

It is completely a result of the market. Both Grant and Danny are huge baseball fans (Danny played 4 years of college ball at GW) and would talk xFIP all day if they could. They probably have more Nats coverage in town than anyone - they have Scherzer and Rizzo on regularly and broadcast from Nats Park before some day…

He had his own show on MLB radio but sure, this.

This article is the reason we can’t have fun things anymore

Original Sad Mets Fan last night:

Mattingly departed in a modest recepticle

My name is Judge

Why isn’t Cowherd more concerned about all the raping murderer Mexican players?

“You really think it’s a coincidence I was trying to kill this man?”
- Bear

Dear Ernie Grunfeld,

The Marlins are no fluke

Would love to hear these people’s hot takes on Mohammed cartoons

Why didn’t he just throw it over the backboard?

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