+27 +1

Does the arena only have one level of seating? I don't see any room for upper deckers.

Her resume will not list KTVA as a reeference

NFL: Please Watch Responsibly™

There has never been a 15-yard penalty for saying "Redskins"

"I mean he's an asshole who sells you counterfeit goods in the best way possible"

This is how you remind me of what I really am

Dan Snyder secretly wishes you would call his team "The Tribe" so he could sue you for anti-semitism

She don't need no stinkin' badgers

We need to cut food stamps to stop all these Poe folk from getting free lunches.

Or Keyshawn pouring the last three drops from his bucket onto Berman at the end

This will not be the last story this summer to feature "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and "bombing"

Too late!

Not pictured: Ken Rosenthal as C-3PO

Eriq La Spoelstra?

The stuff is pretty sad, but funny if you think of it as Williams having the best sex of his life and not seeing the woman (LeBron) since.

People making the "change the mascot to a potato" joke should be arrested by California Highway Patrols