Jason Kidd used to beat his wife and his last name has many homophones.

Who is the team's starting wetback?

I thought The White Stripes were from Michigan.

This is what happens when a lesser NBA player tries to steal a page from the King James Bible.

I'm no toilet expert, but isn't it redundant to shit on your upper deckers?

"We don't care what players do in their private lives, we just don't want to see so many flopping dicks at an NBA game."

Don't the Thunder need a FISA warrant if they want to hack Asik?

I'm not homophobic. I have lots of gay friends that I really don't care about

Quit poutine cameras in his face

Ken Starr and another Washingtonian with famous knees

Rick Reilly was the first to report these jokes he found on Twitter

+1

+1 delicious

Army-Navy Jerplus

She didn't go to the funeral because her son would have wanted her to play against Michigan State.

Can you green-light a new TV series called "Catfish Hunter" starring William Shatner? I'm thinking Al-Jazeera would be on board to help break into the US market.

Pretty sure this is the photo that should run with DeCoud stories.