Got stuck behind one of these for 10 seconds back in 2005, when my Mustang was only a week old...got a cracked windshield for it.

Of course she didn’t die in the “crash.” She was taken to the Delta Quadrant. We know this.

She’s in the Delta quadrant where the aliens left her and a bunch other random people the abducted.

ah! there we go!

You’re fighting a losing battle, presenting facts to all the global warming fanatics here.

If you’re trying to use English, you’re failing.

New here?

Pictured: a highway at did not exist in Real America

“Titanic” was a prequel. The “sequel” was made in 1980.

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

Slightly OT, but what is it with adults asking for hugs? Why is this a thing? In my experience, only men have asked me for hugs and in professional settings. Once a male coworker and I were chatting and he asked for a hug when the conversation ended. I said absolutely not. WTF. You are not my child, my parent, my…

A brief glance at his comment history shows he’s a Blue Lives Matter-ist, nationalist - sorry sorry Patriot - and thinks Trayvon had it coming. Color me shocked.

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

This is the end.

I was going to say Playboys... for the articles.

That’s what you got out of Robotech? I got an addiction to anime porn.

You don’t have to run faster than the group of roving cannibals. You only have to run faster than your friends.

My friends have all decided to preemptively kill me in the event of some society-ending nuclear attack because they know I will sell them out to the first group of roving cannibals that inevitably appears.

Kindle is for losers. You want books.