Lucky you! I did the same thing, but was kept in the waiting room a couple of hours before a doctor saw me and more-of-less said “You’re fine, go away faker, stop hogging the attention of “real” sick people.”

Man what a cute Lebron story. Glad we can laugh with the guy who hates freedom 

“LeBron Recite NBA Games From Memory For Me, Coward”

The University of Sasquatchagon in the Romanow years.

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

Who wrote that? Joe Biden? 

This reminds me of a “why you should take a summer course” ad campaign at a Canadian university. There were four different posters used; the two with photos of white students had taglines with a “because you’re a go-getter” theme, while the posters featuring photos of minority students had a “here’s your chance to catc…

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

Surprised it didn't say, "I am a brotha."

And just like that, Devin Booker has earned another year of excuses for why the Suns are bad.

It’s all bullshit.

That tracks.  Thanks for the clarification.

I hope to high hell you are making a joke, just as I was, and that you aren’t missing that the context of that line is restricted to heights, as this entire article is about NBA player heights.

You can’t prove that Kevin Durant isn’t two aggrieved Twitter users standing on top of each other.

We would’ve had sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, but they were a budget cut in 2014. Thanks Obama smdh!1!

Times like these I wish Kluwe still commented here

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

Fuck, man, give my 5 year old son some candy and he’ll be so hyper he’ll climb over it before my wife and I have time to turn around and yell at him to stop. 

8th grade?!? Go eat some avocado toast you entitled millennial 

Dunno if this is the one you meant, but it's my fav. The sheer nonchalance...