“If you are using a smart phone to check your email or if you watched the Lebrun press conference on a tablet or smart tv you are just as guilty as they are of turning a blind eye for the sake of your own convenience and profit.”

This is such a tortuous pile of nonsense, false dichotomy BS. 

“You, yes, YOU, are EXACTLY…

You mean by white people?

As a Miami heat fan I absolutely reserve the right to be wildly over confident in this young man and what he and jimmy buckets can do to secure us a sixth seed in the playoffs and a first round exit at the hands of, I don’t know, the Toronto Raptors.

Looks sneaky athletic and plays like the son of a coach, intelligent and gritty.

I’ll use any chance I get to post this:

my bad, I was using his original rookie deal. Probably 6 years instead of months. Fuck....

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

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i’ll just leave this here

The first two paragraphs and the pearl passage from the “MIchaigan Man of the Year” article were metaphorical goldmines. That said...

There is legitimately no one better than Roth at putting Trump’s mangled actions and manner of speech into writing.

5'7" is not a TOTAL dealbreaker...

Muggsy Bogues made it work.

I’m 6'4" (Deadspin’s perfect height!) and I can see why 6'8" could be an issue because over 6'4" some normal shit (buying clothes, going into places with lower ceilings, slow dancing with a girl under 5'3" gets really awkward.  Shit, it can get awkward at 6'4"

As a basketball player, 5'7" had its limitations as a height. 

I recall looking at a woman’s photos on the site and she insisted on only dating guys above 6' because she was 5'11 and liked to wear heels. She shamed some guy in her pictures by having their photo taken together on their one date. He claimed he was 6'2 but was probably closer to 5'4 or 5'6. She TOWERED over him. It…

Fun fact: I worked for a couple of years at OkCupid when it was in its early stages (employee #4!) and possibly the most-lied about thing on a site that was, by nature of what people were trying to accomplish there, full of lies was guys saying they were 6' tall. I forget the exact numbers but the number of guys…

Gotta agree, as a person standing 5'11", that it IS the worst.