Well, it’s hard to ignore the elephant in the room, especially if the elephant is masturbating and won’t let you leave the room.

“Yeah, its a booger. So what?”

“You’re gonna waste the rest of that cigarrette!? Here, I’ll take it.”

“My hair smells like jaundice.”

There are, of course, credible differences of opinion among climate scientists. Some are Team Jacob, others Team Edward.

To all the white “Let’s punch Nazis” types out there,

If it makes you feel any better, just remember that this is what their lives have come to. Look at these people for what they are. Old, angry, most likely forced into retiring early, and ignorant. They’ll never change. This is what the rest of their miserable lives will look like. The two of them, sitting around,…

J Edgar saying the strippers “deviated from the norm”.. well, that would mean straight male hetero sex cuz those were alllll different from what J Edgar was up to.

So, tweets now support about 10 German words, right? ;)

Maria Bamford deserves all the things.

The biggest issue is that Kubrows don’t have an innate Vacuum ability. It used to be majority of folks used Carrier since that sentinel was the only one that could use Vacuum. With the War Within update it was changed to be a generic sentinel mod with the Carrier now having ammo mutation.

Bowfinger is criminally underrated!

This is some Silicon Valley Extra-White people shit. I know not nan White person who has cosigns this.

You got to see his wifes asscrack about five minutes in.

I appreciated that. Share the wealth, you know?

The Halloween remakes were shit.

Listen white people just because someone black brown or yellow was hired instead of you doesn’t mean you were discriminated against, it just means you’re not good enough.

Show me where on the pear the pear touched you.

The van is where the harassment takes place.

Spoiler: After the Justice League fail to defeat Steppenwolf Lex Riddler saves the day by figuring out that Darkseid’s mom’s name is Maa’Tha.

I don’t think that’s even in the top ten of shitty things Sean Penn has done.