Glad he was more than just a Witness.

Allllll the years of my adulthood I have maintained that liberal men do not get a pass or automatic trust from me, and I have always been criticized for it, but if they ever wonder why, they can read all over this comment section about how inconvenient it is that women are speaking out, or how the #metoo movement is…

CTRL+F “white people”

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

Hey AVClub! Let’s make a deal. We will agree to believe Dril is an “Iconic Twitter Celebrity” if we can all agree to start ignoring Lena Dunham and let her fall into obscurity.

I’d be super excited. Lynch understands something that a lot of filmmakers don’t; in the future everyone is dressed like an asshole.

You know what they found in Sting’s diaper? Fields of gold. I’ll show myself out.

More like Ryan SqueezeBreast, amirite?

I love Keaton’s Batman and the films in which he appeared, but if you go strictly by the comics (and I’m not even a comic-book reader/nerd), the character isn’t a short, balding, physically unassuming, quirky type. He’s a big, handsome, square-jawed playboy type, like Affleck.

“Women have a choice. They can dress in potato sacks, [but] as soon as they pretty themselves up with lipstick, lift and separate them and point them in our general direction, they’re gonna get a response.”

Even accounting for ICP’s existence, Gene Simmons is still the biggest clown to wear facepaint and make crappy music.

Of course he’s wealthy and powerful! A poor man could never afford a wig of fine steel wool!

After one box of Chicken in a biscuit I’ve had enough, but I could eat Sociables all day.

This controversial moment needs its own name.

How long did you have to labor to come up with that one?

I would have said, Reservoir Dogs. But yeah...

the NCAA did something reasonably logical for once when it reversed its initial ruling and made Beverly immediately eligible to play for NC State.

I can’t believe the judge also barred him from inheriting the Earth, that’s clearly beyond her jurisdiction.

I guess you could say he’s just...Biden his time.

well, he was in England. They enjoy the C word much more liberally than we Yanks, and in honesty it was a pretty good combo verbally if he was going to insult someone. I’ll allow it!