It sucked. Damn neanderthals got all the babes. I started walking upright and this is what I get!

Imagine I am on probation or parole. This person can get me sent to prison for virtually anything. The prosecutor will cooperate because it improves his career metrics. The saying is judges “never see a revocation order they didn’t like.” It is impossible to be on for long without having a few minor violations that…

do you think he pronounces “Niger” correctly when he says it?

Can’t he just go upstairs like Chuck Cunningham instead?

There is no way in hell Skeet Ulrich can have dinner with the most famous woman in the local Applebee’s, much less the most famous woman on the planet.

You know it’s possible to say things and not remember saying them because you grew up your entire life being able to say those things without repercussions or thinking about how your words/actions impact others. This is commonly known as privilege.

Holy shit, I agree with Fox News on something!

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Rosanna, yeah!

If he’s saying these women are lying...what does he need counseling for?? So weird. I try not to think of what it must’ve been like for these women but I get a strong Jabba the Hutt/Princess Leia vibe.

The name’s Bond, James Bond. Who are you?

Just because some dirty hippies smell like patchouli doesn’t mean patchouli smells like dirty hippies. I’m sure whatever scent you wear doesn’t smell like douche.

I guess the NRA was right about something. Why concentrate on gun control, when a whip can be just as deadly.

Also, it gives me the excuse to show that great clip! Hail to the duke! A-number 1

Whenever i read about “YouTube personalities” i always think of Bill Duke in his one scene in The Limey, where Terrence Stamp has this whole huge monologue going on and on about being in prison.

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

Dude killed it at the annual company picnic sack-race

In this case, wouldn’t brown-handed be more appropriate?

Terrorism is like porn and fish. We all know it when we see it but have a lot of trouble making a definition that includes all cases and excludes all non-cases.