The purpose of the article is to express the opinion that this dude may well have no pages.

“People already hate us, let’s just hire some supervillains and go with the flow.”

That wasn’t a 111 it was an III as in Call of Duty: Black Ops 3. The dog is one of the killstreaks you can get.

and extremely happy with the addition of young ladies to their world

Little did you know the entire room was just filled with undercover bloggers with made-up personas trying to infiltrate the event.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

Can he be my Grandpa now? We are allowed to have one extra, right?

Decades ago, Patrick Stewart struck a deal with the devil. In exchange for premature baldness, he received...well damn, see for yourself! He’s 75!

There’s always Æthelfred... ain’t nobody using that shit anymore.

Meanwhile...... mother fuckers.....no... just no...l

God help us if there are ever porn stars with names like Margaret, Eustice, Ezra, or Theodore.

I have a last name that turns practically every name into a stripper name. If I have a daughter she is destined to be a porn star or stripper. It’s unfortunate.

Should have gone with Long Dong Silver.

“But large penis is always appreciated everywhere.”

Here you go, Kotaku-style!

Well anyone knows that in anime years, 20 makes you an experienced well-rounded person, 30 means you’re showing clear signs of aging, and anything over 80 makes you a master of martial arts.

The ages between don’t exist.

At least censor it!

The ambiguity reminds me of how I felt half the time when choosing my responses in Alpha Protocol (“Wait, WHAT? He said WHAT?”)

Help!?

I love this line because it implies Charlie Brown’s on better terms with her Dad then she is.

A herd of cattle. From Independence, MO to Salt Lake City, UT.