I kind of wonder about a few profiles that popped up unexpectedly, too. I follow a very strict system: 90% and over match percentage only, 10% and under enemy percentage only. Anything outside of that is usually a sign of some inherent personality or lifestyle clash.

You can pay for additional features, but they're absolutely not necessary to use the site. Any feature you need is free.

So. What did you get for number seven? You can't just leave us hanging here!

Quantity over quality. By several orders of magnitude.

Secondary conclusion: get off the internet and walk around outside.

It's possible it's not his first account. He did say he hadn't had a girlfriend in seven years, so the timing would line up.

"Please remove all articles of clothing currently on your person in preparation for the ensuing acts of copulation. Please mark off the appropriate boxes on this form to determine which copulative acts will be performed and in what order."

Brevity is the soul of wit.

I wondered if anyone would get the reference.

It's about as romantic as going shopping and trying to pick fresh fruits out from beneath piles (and piles) of rotten ones.

Perhaps he wasn't even imaginative to formulate it himself, and borrowed a template.

Bars, I may grant you. I would not recommend churches, however. They tend to attract religious patrons, for one reason or another.

I think somebody's advertisement needs to go back to marketing for another few rounds of design-by-committee.

What, you're telling me women don't like to be addressed like they're the subject of a scientific experiment? Who knew!

Well-intentioned euthanasia?

Instructions? A Q&A session? Updates?

Somebody knows their audience.

32 years, assuming the characters are meant to be the same ages as their actors. Though given how good Neeson looks for his age, you could probably safely cut at least ten years off him, if not more.

I'm pretty sure she runs on a 5-stroke engine.

Alas, I have the perfect image to respond to that with, but I fear it would probably violate at least eleven different terms of service. Know that they're out there, however!