I am also going to recommend http://bigapplegreeter.org/ Big apple Greeters. A much better way to learn about the city than the hopon/hopoff bus.

He suffered from deep depression during his time in NYC and hated living here. It gave rise to some of his more creepy stories.

OMG I think I have to play tourist in my own city because these look AWESOME!

I could make one for you out of clay. It’ll take a while but $500 should cover cost and shipping.

bwahahahaa. You people kill me.

I’m too old to be told what shit I’m too old for by some stranger.

Hey, I’d still trust her over Trump.

Right, she was the crazy abusive one. Riiiiiiight.

Yeah, her too. People with all the money to pay someone to get things done for them, living not in the real world.

Nothing like having a wealthy divorcee tell you how to throw the perfect pricey wedding.

Um, Sesame Street started out as 30 minutes with two 15 minute episodes in each half hour. This was because of the target audience’s short attention span. This is not a bad thing.

I think you need to find something more interesting to do on the toilet. Get a book.

remember when you used to go and do things and meet people and talk to them and you kind of liked them and wanted to get to know them better so you arranged to meet and talk and do stuff and then you kept doing that until you figured you knew enough and just really didn’t want to wait to kiss them...

I wonder how many of these concerned citizens smoke, drink from straws, and chew their nails.

If you received an invitation, you’d have gone too.

And even if you do go up in the Eiffel Tower, great! go! have fun! But try and enjoy it.

Good, Please stay away. Boring tourists in New York make it the horror show it is today. I can’t get from my office to the subway without trying to dodge ridiculous idiots like you trying to take a picture of the Empire State building or the sign that says Madison Square Garden. Please people, if you’re visiting New…

If I could have skipped the Vatican Museum and just gone to the Sistine Chapel I’d have been happy. I’m sad for you that you found it underwhelming.

I went on a Friday night at 9:15pm, just before the museum was going to close. I was alone, with Mona for about 2 minutes before others found us. I was not disappointed.

Somehow I got talked into going to MoMA on a “free Friday night” for a first date. Luckily I have a membership so I didn’t have to wait on line, and I got my companion a guest ticket. We went to see a couple of specific things and as we were passing a certain gallery he asked “What is that crowd looking at?” I told…