The reads like an Onion headline.

I love how everyone referred to Jon Hamm by his full name every time.

Well this coronavirus situation has definitely brought the discussion of hygienic practices to the fore.

Well your wife is smarter than mine. One time she said our *freezer* looked like it was stocked for the zombie apocalypse.

Am I the only one that does this? Makes total sense to me that the time you should take a shower is right after you poop. I’m pretty regular, twice a day usually, so the second shower is usually just a quick hop in to clean off. I thought about getting a bidet but this works just fine. I guess it helps I work from…

Well among democratic primary voters last night “Sanders won an astounding 61% to Biden’s 17% among voters under 30 years old. He even beat Biden by 20 points (43% to 23%) among those between 30 years old and 44 years old.” If only young people would actually get out and vote.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/National.html

Ugh that “unelectable” bullshit narrative. According to the current polling they all pretty much have the same chance beating him, which is to say, they’ll all get more of the popular vote but the end result will be completely based on the the vagaries of the stupid fucking Electoral College, at this point it seems…

Humane Society tag in the credits “No animals were filmed in the making of this movie.”

So there’s going to be two different versions of the same movie with the same actor but different directors?

Hadn’t watched this show in like 8 years and saw the last 5 minutes of this episode since it ran over when I tuned it to watch Better Call Saul. So are Carol and Daryl are the only ones left from the original cast? And there’s some guy with a mace hand, the fuck?

The name’s Bond, Notary Bond.

Looks like he’s upped his price to $750, good for him.

This actually looks pretty good. Gives me kind of Riverworld vibe.

I’m pretty sure that was an episode of South Park.

Wow that’s one I’ve never heard. I’m just doing it out of protest for our completely fucked up system, it should all just burn down. I would gladly pay more in taxes for universal healthcare, as long as that went hand in hand with cutting the military budget.

Sorry I think you mean Tabitha Soren.

Well personally whenever I get any kind of medical bill I just throw it straight in the fucking trash and will only a pay a medical bill when I’m forced to when I’m actually at the doctor. I could give a fuck about my credit, I already own a home and don’t use credit cards for anything.

I kept expecting him to bring up that was Kennedy, but he never did, he just made a Palin clone joke.

My example wasn’t really about 50/50 but a contrived situation where the voters were so throughly mixed together that it would basically be impossible to actually subdivide them geographically into anything but that overall ratio. To use your example, *every single* subdivision would be 78/12/10, no matter how you…