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So I’m 47, my wife is 37, and we have a 24 year old girlfriend, are we monsters? Oh wait, no, I’m not asking for an answer to that question, just bragging. :)

Eh that’s probably the least inaccurate thing in the movie. People aged really badly back then. I was just watching an episode of Star Trek the other day and this was a man described as “in his early 40s” played by an actor in early 40s. Heck I’m 46 and this is what my dad looks like right now.

Lee Harvey Oswald as Vince Neil is an interesting casting choice too.

Not to mention wrote a whole song about her called “Love of my life”

The funny thing about the teeth is that apparently they initially made the prosthetic accurately sized but it was too big for Malek’s mouth and what you see if the movie are actually *smaller* than his real teeth.

Goddammit avclub, I was hoping I’d go the rest of my life without seeing a picture of or giving another second of thought to this dumb fat fuck.

Do they investigate his accent?

They’re Schrödinger homosexuals!

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I’ve got no problem with a black Batman. I’m more troubled by the title “The Batman”? It should be more like “A Batman” at this point, am I right?

My child was diagnosed with autism after watching this show.

Tony wakes up next to a horse’s head.

That’s preposterous, everyone knows Sam Elliot killed the Bigfoot after killing Hitler.

Genetics is just random and weird because you just never know how exactly random combination of genes will come together, even from sibling to sibling. Case in point, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s kids.

“Stan: A Nation mourns”

Assume there will also be a similar Easter egg connecting Season 2 except the headline will read “Da Fuck?”

49-year old Matthew McConaughey’s high-school sweetheart, 36-year old Anne Hathaway. Oh Hollywood, never change.

He probably told the guy to “go back to his own country” too.