He needs to go back to Narnia!

Wow, fascinating I would never guessed from that tweet that she was on drugs and wanted him to have sex with her.

Yeah I was about to make that joke. It's only the people that generate the actual income that are "independent contractors".

Yeah that sketch was absolutely the first thing that came to mind.

You only have to worry about continuity when you don't have a bunch of time traveling horse shit every other episode.

Now to be fair, Ray's death was an accident that was totally his own fault. You're not coming back from a cut jugular after you pull out the one thing that was keeping all the blood from pumping out of your body, calling 911 ain't gonna help that point. I'm perplexed anyone would even call it manslaughter. I mean sure…

This is a nice counterpoint to the "most interesting man in the world" article, "the most boring man in the world slowly stolen from"

"Con Air is not a great movie, but it’s a fantastically entertaining one." I dunno, it's statements like this that make me not take film critics seriously. I know "great" is a subjective concept, but if you were "fantastically entertained" how can you not call it "great"? One purpose of movies, in fact I'd say the…

What a sec, this could just as easily describe Harrison Ford as well, just replace "invent a religion" with "acting"

Hey don't worry, I didn't care the first time! I don't think I've even seen one episode.

http://taskandpurpose.com/t…

See also, the terrific film Being There, Peter Sellers last role.

My prediction, an apology non-apology from Maher along the lines of "I'm sorry if anyone was offended…"

You know, I've never said any form of the n-word in my life, you couldn't pay me to and I get offended when people use that word, *but* I don't have any black friends and never dated anyone black, so I guess I'm racist? To use the inverse logic of "Sure I said the n-word, but I'm not racist because I have a black…

Django and The Butler immediately came to mind for me.

Consensual fictional adult incest at that.

In the words of my racist in-laws: "it's OK I'm saying with an "a" at the end" or "I'm not talking about black people, white people can be that too" or "well the blacks say it every other word, why k'aint I?"

Couldn't he have at least called it That Mare Had A Foal?

Yeah I know, on the one hand, he's a dipshit and not going to be doing actual "science" with the rocks so of course he should be denied on those grounds, on the other, it's just playing into their persecution complex and really it's not like the Grand Canyon is going to run out of rocks.

"Local idiot sues Grand Canyon for religious discrimination"