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I love how everything in comics, even some crazy cosmic shit like this, apparently just always boils down to just two dudes punching each other?

Oh this isn't about the snare drum on St Anger?

Yeah they really have it in for this guy, maybe he used to work there or something.

In all fairness, the books are complete shit after the first three, and for pretty much exact the opposite reason the show's plot quality has gone downhill.

A wizard did it.

Oh no, I'm afraid this whole thing has now given all Joss Whedon fans PTSD. I'm sorry, if being cheated on gave you PTSD, then I think you had some whole other kind of psychological problem.

Well we now know what the 3 and 15 on the electrical sockets meant. The episode numbers.

Uncle Tito burned his eyes out staring into an eclipse

Yeah the one in 2024 is coming right over my house, too, but I'm going to Oregon to see the one this year.

I've never been called up for jury duty, thank god, but if I ever was I think I get a t-shirt printed up I could wear to court that said "ask me about jury nullification"

I dunno, because it's freaking jury duty? A chance to be honest and get out of jury duty is a no-brainer decision. Not to mention, you know, the possibility of getting into trouble afterwards for lying in court and giving him grounds for appeal.

If Einstein was so smart, how come he's dead?

And an anagram for "Secret Jesus"

The answer is none of them will. This nightmare will just go on until he's voted out of office.

Umm no. We're just gonna have to deal with this bullshit for another 3 years and hope like hell things aren't too fucked up at the end of this because no one in the Republican Party will ever have the balls to call for his impeachment regardless of anything he does—like he said during the campaign he could literally

Well maybe some of them, but I'm pretty sure #1 "federal welfare queen" Mississippi isn't one of them.

Of course most of the "moocher states" are the red ones.

Isn't saying his press conferences are unhinged kind of redundant at this point?

#liberals immediately file suit against James Woods for defamation. I mean really has he not learned from his own experiences you're suppose to preface all slanderous comments with "allegedly". I mean it must be all the coke he allegedly takes that caused this lapse in judgement. See that wasn't so hard now was it?