Oh well you're *really* gonna love them in a season or two.

Hey I live in Texas so I know what you mean. I mean the liberal/conservative divide is still close to 50/50 in most states anyway. Although since I'm relatively well off it's not like any of this is really going to affect me one way or the other.

I perversely kind of want their horrible health care plan to go through and "leave it up the states" so the people in all the "good" states, i.e. liberal ones, have great state run healthcare while all the "bad" states get the "poor people die" healthcare which is what they voted for. I mean I don't really want that,…

I assume the playbook is switching to continuous pledge drives?

Anybody else just make their own pizza rather than order out? It's not that hard! Literally takes 10 minutes from start to finish if you use pre-made crust with whatever toppings you want. I also can't stand red pizza sauce anymore, I'll only eat pizza with pesto now.

Or maybe Vincent D'Onofrio from Full Metal Jacket.

He truly is history's greatest monster.

Are you kidding? I loved the government cheese I would get when I went to my grandmother's as a kid.

Absolutely, we need fresh new evils!

I like the double overlapping scroll bars, that's a nice touch.

As an Austinite, god if only, but no of course not.

Could US Customs also somehow turn away everyone else coming here to SXSW—or moving to Austin for that matter? Now that would be truly appreciated.

Actually it's either ad-free Hulu *or* a new iPhone *or* health insurance, you have to pick one.

Maybe they can call it The Matrix Reloaded.

Well I won't give my kids anything less than the best, so they do have the fancy Hulu ad-free membership!

The internet was the best thing to ever happen to SNL. Just watch the good bits that people share and ignore the rest!

If he was such a great director how come he's dead?

Sorta already been done, which means I'm sure the SNL version will follow shortly.

It can be four things! Well technically an infinite number of things I guess.

Man, the AVClub really has something against this Trump fella, he must work there or something.