Oh this is futile!

No it isn't!

Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't!"

Heck as I kid my parents took me to see Jaws at the drive in theater. I even saw the first part of Heavy Metal at the end of a double feature at the drive in until the nudity then my parents had enough :)

I know I laugh my head off every time some friend or family member won't let their kids watch the Simpsons.

An argument isn't just contradiction. It's a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. It's is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

Listen I came here for a good argument!

I dunno maybe those 2nd amendment guys.

But, but he won by so much in the meaningless metric that are electoral college votes!

Whoever writes those headlines really needs to pay attention to the audience here. I mean an "upcoming 7 inch" joke writes itself. I assume 7 inch is a record of some sort, does "size matter"? See there's another one.

The mind trick didn't worked on Jabba either. If you're very strong willed or single minded mind tricks won't work.

He also has to preserve his precious bodily fluids.

eh he's no e e cummings

So will this series pass the Bechdel test?

Cage automatically raises the score to C- regardless.

Yep it's perfect stoner food.

So this is a sequel to Rambo III?

"I'm not stupid. Or a cokehead"

Allegedly.

I kinda thought The Nines was pretty good.