Also, real life villain parlays major celebrity into White House gig.

Yeah I hate sand it's coarse and rough and gets in everything.

I've kind of had enough of "chilling mandates" to last me for a while. Also from what I understand a "mandate" now means getting fewer than votes that your opponent did.

From my point of view puns are evil!

Is it called Westworld?

Yeah as a developer I'm constantly having to replace smart quotes in strings.

Depends-ables, brought to you Depends, the adult diaper.

And timeless apparently.

My bad. I thought "Middle America" was a veiled code for Trump supporter.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and make the assumption that your Aunt and Uncle from middle America voted for Trump as well?

Well if you want to be pedantic about it because of the relativity of simultaneity whether said events in a galaxy far, far away were in the past, present or future depend entirely on which direction you are walking at any given moment.

I only read Playboy for the naked women, which they don't have anymore, so no I don't read Playboy anymore.

I'm sorry I don't understand this at all. The original dialog wasn't in Chinese so how could it be badly translated into English? I assume this is badly retranslating the Chinese (which may have been translated from English just fine) back into English? This makes no sense!

Oh sure, they were just "acting racist"

Well 2016 got one more. Father Mulcahy just died. Happy New Year everyone! And fuck you 2016.

Sigh, I wish a major news organization would falsely accuse me of murder.

Eh, really? Oh well, nobody's perfect.

Yeah but honestly the fuck 2016 thing is mainly because of fucking Trump. The iconic celebrity deaths just get thrown in for good measure.

They can be two things!

Or maybe they'll change genres and get into death metal. Then they can call themselves the Eagles of Death Metal.