Can we make a full backup of the whole country while we're at it? Well at least a partial backup, do we really need to keep a copy of all the racist homophobes and fundamentalist nut jobs, that's just wasting spacing.

Double entrendes, truly the highest form of comedy after puns.

Will they also deliver the gastrointestinal medicine needed after consuming Domino's pizza?

Yeah but the thing is as humans we're keyed to spot differences in other humans, with most animals that don't exhibit a wide range of differences (like fur color or whatever) they all "look the same" to us. Hell this even applies among humans, scientists have done studies that show people have a harder time telling…

I hate to say this but I blocked the AMBER alert on my phone after repeatedly being woken up at 3am by the damn things. I'm sorry it's highly unlikely I'm gonna provide any useful information on the location of a missing child from my bed at 3 in the morning. Yeah they don't respect the do not disturb setting right? I…

Any other guys not really care about blow jobs? I've never once had an orgasm from a blow job. It's OK as a part of foreplay and a nice visual but after a minute or two it's like let's move on that's not getting me off. And don't give me that you've never had it done right crap it's just not the kind of stimulation…

Mixed proper names never fail to make me laugh. Like Mary Tyler Whore or Hank Wilhelm Scream Jr.

Clockwork Orange II: That ridiculous final chapter.

Citizen Kane II: The Wrath of Trump

Ah I think this is it.
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Or you know the people that would have bought it could just send the money themselves directly to charity. Things are only worth what people will pay for them, personally I would have not found them worth anything. They're just things.

Wasn't there some kind of protest in UK a long time ago where they literally burned several million dollars worth of currency?

We're just going to have to accept the fact that we are the ones living the evil goatee wearing mirror universe.

"This is Tom Hanks saying if you see Bill Murray in person and think it's me, what the hell is wrong with you?"

Sorry to tell you dude, but the next four years are without a doubt going to be full of even more idiotic rubbish.

Yeah but it's also the nature of the medium. If it were a novel you'd have that advantage inherently.

Haha "The Plane That Couldn’t Land" sounds straight out of the Simpsons, too.

DELOREAN?

Yeah totally calling it that Dolores is Wyatt.

Yeah I meant majority of electoral votes. It's not clear it would require congressional approval since it's entirely up to the states to determine how they allocate electors although I have no doubt the issue would wind up in the Supreme Court if it came down to it.