With regards to the majority vote issue you brought up I've always been a fan of ranked/instant runoff voting but that's even more a pipe dream to get implemented.

It's a long shot but a majority of the states could also join the National Vote Compact as well and make the matter moot.

You're thinking of his more famous cousin, Gordon Sumner.

I can only assume there was at least a trilogy of novels in the expanded universe explaining his character's complicated backstory as there was for every single character that has ever appeared on screen, however fleetingly, in a Star Wars film.

Trump: "Maybe there's some connectivity to climate change, I'll look into it. We'll have our top people on it…our top people."

I think the US is going to change its to "Keep going".

I guess no one is even going to joke about Syria's as the whole situation there is just too soul crushing to make a joke over.

It's actually a peninsula!

"All within your reach…after you take it from my cold, dead hands"

You left out the rest: "…so keep coming back to climb Everest until the odds inevitably catch up with you."

Hey it's the slaughterhouse from Slaughter House Five!

Although is is anthropomorphized as young japanese school girl of course.

All the worst accents are just Aidan Gillen right?

"Season 4 racist comments" Does anybody know what in the holy hell he is even talking about?

That's a really low bar. Pretty much anyone but Trump.

Sorry dude it's probably going to be at least 4 years. I'm considering joining you.

I'm sure his base would eat that shit right up.

Well I'd bet money neither of them are cunning linguists.

Yeah I know, I kind of wish I hadn't know about that either. I still get a chuckle out of the strips, I just have learn to separate the art from the artist.

Well according to that jackass Scott Adams, Trump is a "master persuader".