Whatever happened to that Milo guy that everybody was pissed off about a couple of weeks back?

What did he have to do, blow the director or something?

Looks like I only have three years to see "Avatar" if I want "Avatar II" to make any sense.

What can I say? Now I know. I didn't yesterday.

Looks as though I need to google cartoon frogs before I accidently offend somebody.

I think I used to have a fake Minnesota I.D that said my name was Kirk Johnson. I used it to buy beer in Ohio.

Jesus wept.

We go abortions clinic!

It's almost as though Disney somehow became aware that "Star Wars" fans do not respond favorably to anything new and/or different.

Wow—back when I was in college English, I had to sit through Laurence Fishburne in "Othello". Kids today have it made!

High school English teachers rejoice! Yet another biopic guaranteed to eat up a couple of hours of classroom time once it hits DVD!

And here I thought the AV Club was a shoo-in for an investigative Pulitzer for its coverage of the "Ghostbusters" remake.

If memory serves, back in the 80's (when I was too young to have been able to see any of Waters' films) I read a hilarious article he wrote about Castle in the American Film Institute magazine. (Ironically, this was also a time when I was unable to see any of Castle's films…I used to read a lot about movies on the…

I had plastic game sheets for my Etch-A-Sketch. It was a real Laura Ingalls Wilder upbringing.

Naaaah.

The song showed up on my facebook feed this afternoon. It's called "Nasty Man". (Wow—I've never been on the cutting edge of pop culture like this before!)

American Idol was cancelled?

Absolutely agree. I've wasted enough of my life trapped in endless, overnight conversations with manic bipolar people prone to threats of suicide over the inability of the rest of the world to rise to their level of enlightenment; it especially disgusted me that John B. took himself out in the most insensitive way…

Has the AV Club determined that it OK to watch Maher's show again?

The problem is that Reagan was shot with a cheapshit gun—so naturally, the debate became whether we should outlaw inexpensive firearms. Assault weapons, being, y'know, expensive, were thus excluded from the 80's gun control debate.