I was watching a "Mary Tyler Moore Show" rerun the other day. The TV station had hired a new girl as Lou's assistant, and she was proving to be on the stupid side. At one point, Mary is trying to find a file, and asks tne new girl where she filed it. The new girl replies "Under 'T'. For 'The'."

Josh who?

True fact: In 1939, 20,000 people showed up for a Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden in New York City.

It used to be that uneducated people from rural America hated arrogant, big city assholes like this guy and his former boss.

OK, then—Fuck you, Starbucks.

Still wish it was possible to enjoy a cup of Borders Blend coffee. Has it been ten years? Fuck you, Seattles Best.

Aubrey Plaza's last movie still hasn't played within my county of residence, and she now has another film playing in "select theaters". She's fast becoming this generation's Lili Taylor.

My immediate question is: Am I going to be able to somehow buy this without having to subscribe to Netflix?

"[E]very week, Americans made the joint decision to just see Titanic again instead."

Don't forget the fact that every time a VHS tape is played, the picture degrades, either gradually or immediately. Right now, I can still play the very first DVD I ever bought back in 2001, and the picture and sound still look exactly the same.

"DVDs are far more fragile than their practically indestructible predecessors."

George Lucas, Star Wars, snarkity snarkity snark…

I am completely gutted by this news.

The ultimate insult: An AV Club article using the first sentence of the first paragraph to describe the subject of the article as…"iconic-ish".

This is not a well-written article. Let me see if I understand this correctly:

I parked his Mercedes once. I was later asked if a hand happened to come up out fo the back seat to try and grab me. RIP.

More like a trick "my dad uses on Putin!"

This is why I'm glad that nobody gives a shit about my personal life.

If the AV Club Newswire had a Mt. Rushmore, it would consist of Maher, Billy Corgan, Shia LaBeouf, and James Franco.

She's so sexy, even Fox News would hire her!