Wait a second—what if I click on it, only to discover that you're actually in on CNN's scheme to misinform Americans?

Once Trump has been tossed out of office, his misadventures and shenanigans will change from horrifying to hilarious. Sort of like the Nixon tapes.

It's a shame that Al Jarreau wasn't there to share the moment as well.

Pussy.

Wanna know the real reason I haven't seen "La La Land"?

"And that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be…Roy Cohn."

Can we get James Adomian to read the audio version?

I'm personally dreading that Jesus Quintana/"Big Lebowski" project for exactly this reason. WHY???

And to think that a week ago I had never heard of this guy…he's like 2017's Billy Bush.

Somebody tell the Beatles that I HATE THE FUCKING EAGLES, MAN.

2/17/17—Where were you?

Let freedom ring.

No.

They're trying to fill the vacuum created by the lack of production updates from the set of a "New Ghostbusters" sequel.

You forgot "safe space", although Trump seems to be intent on turning the country into his own personal "safe space".

Are they going to do a "30 For 30" on the "Super Bowl of Sports Trivia" show? I'm sure they could get Chris Berman for an interview.

It wasn't until I went off to college, and watched football in bars for the first time, that I learned that the primary appeal of football for many is the violence.

I was living in Orlando during this time, and I seem to recall that the team was rather successful in terms of ticket sales and fan support (you know, the "traditional" sports business models.) Florida is a huge football state, and Orlando has traditionally had a team in pretty much every football league (USFL, XFL,…

"Raising Arizona" turns thirty years old in March.

Hard to believe that Paul Feig has never even been nominated for an Oscar. I really thought this was his year.