May I rely on the AV Club to provide Ghostbustersesque coverage of this production as it happens?

Like Artie on "The Larry Sanders Show", my television stops at 13, like it's supposed to.

Clearly, the mainstrean media IS, in fact, in touch with most Americans.

Snarkity snarkity snark.

Meh.

"Cars 2" isn't bad at all—better than "Cars"—but that still hasn't yet provided me with sufficient motivation to check out "Finding Dory".

Is the a wiki for "Things Described as 'Iconic' by the AV Club"?

Shut the fuck up, Donny

I am absolutely gutted by this news.

"Rob Schneider is a stapler…"

He's a jive turkey

Not for you, America: Vedder 2020

Isn't it sort of late for Trump to finally—for the first time ever—suffer any consequences for his actions?

THE Jackie Evancho?

"Simply put, it’s tough to give a damn about these fictional people, good or bad."

In retrospect, the T2 special effect that really stands out is the opening sequence with the warring endoskeletons. Because it was created with stop-motion animation and models, it has a tangible depth and reality that CGI, more often than not, lacks.

When everybody thought that Mark McGwire had a shot at breaking Roger Maris' home record because of his disciplined weight training, work ethic, and high-protein diet…

The 1984 Democratic National Convention was held in San Francisco, yet neither Walter Mondale nor Geraldine Ferraro had the courage to actually speak the words "gay" or "lesbian" in either of their speeches.

I do believe that, if given the right opportunity, a Republican Congress would be more than willing to impeach and convict Trump, if only to get a party loyalist in the White House.

We didn't start the fire…