I will be buying one of his prints (hoping the money actually goes to him and his family).

That’s nothing, GolfNow.com has helped free millions of innocent men and women from having to spend Sunday morning with their families!

Am I right guys?

antepenultimate

The only thing that works harder than Tom Brady in the offseason is her top. 

Anybody else want to sneak on his porch and add a rock every month? We could rotate, make it a group effort.

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

Psalm to forehead slap

Tom Brady also has 720 rocks at his house representing the number of carbs he’s allowed to eat before he dies. Really looking forward to those two grains of rice in 2021. 

Dude almost dove on contact from the ref. 

This feels so much like what is going on in Hong Kong as it relates to the Chinese national anthem...

Hey Justin, I think a little more clarity would be appropriate.

A McLaren MP4-12C being wrenched on in a small audio shop in Yuen Long, Hong Kong.

If your reaction to breaking your diamond chain, is to throw the remainder of said diamond chain into the dirt in disgust, this is a sign that you may have too much money.

What’s next?

Dicky, a comedy-rapper, is the worst kind of hybrid act. He’s not funny enough to be a comedian, nor is he talented enough to be a rapper.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

Is anyone else most encouraged that he has neither a chin strap goatee or gas station sunglasses?