All I know is, if I had that kind of dough, I’d be too busy driving my Lamborghini made out of cocaine to my private lake filled with whiskey to be mad about anything.

Looks like his knee also left in tears.

This is really upsetting to see. I mean I live in the northeast and have to drive all the way to Ohio before I see a Steak ‘n Shake and there it is just taunting me with is delicious goodness on that ad there

I know it would be kind of cheesy, but why isn’t this place called Little Caesar’s Palace?? And then just “The Palace.” Is it the lawyers? It’s probably the fucking lawyers. And I’m not even saying that’s an ideal name. I’m just saying if it’s Little Caesar’s who has the naming rights, and that’s what you’ve got to…

Announcers were puzzled by Curry’s insistence on hitting from ten yards being the tee box throughout the round.

If that guy had invented a machine that gets the straw into those god-forsaken bags, he’d be a bazillionaire.

Because it’s fucking cool, shut up

In true supercar fashion it will get stuck halfway through the transition and they will have to remove the engine to replace it.

It’s a digital display, not a bunch of unchangeable analog gauges. Why not just strip down the information on the same screen display instead of going all Missy Elliot and put the thing down flip it and reverse it? Seems pointlessly complicated and like something that will just end up breaking. It’s English mechanics…

I think a stronger distinction needs to be made here between hedge funds (with fee structures of 2 and 20%) and traditional asset managers with fees in the 0.5% to 1% ish range (the overall trend is down due to passive). I’m all for pensions getting in on the passive game to a greater degree, but to suggest they go…

Jean van De Velde did first and did it better.

My grandmother went through it in the late 90s. She showed a lot of the same traits as Donald Trump - complete disregard of facts, even when directly confronted with them; unreasonable aggression and anger over what should’ve been minor situations; unwillingness to admit that it was even within the realm of…

Don’t wake up, you’ll be in Atlanta.

I was playing in the living room and football was on so I had the sound on low. At some point one of my roommates wanted to watch a show so I muted it, he immediately looked at me and was like, “Yo don’t turn that off, its really good.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

The boat didn’t get ruined because of it’s name, it got ruined because the doofus driving it was drunk! Glad no one was killed or injured, we take that shit seriously here in Connecticut/ New York and everyone else should too!

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

I must have watched this clip with the sound off 50 times...

Hand over the diesel manual wagons first.

Cats that act like dogs are the best cats.