Well, if she wasn’t trying to make him horny, why was she wearing that name?

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No shit. Charging this poor guy $440 for bottle service is unconscionable. 

I think the most fascinating part of this whole thing is learning just how much of a piece of shit one human being can be. 

I would say I have an addiction to the internet, but it’s not like I’m on Deadspin in the middle of the work day reading and commenting on stupid shit while missing pretty important deadlines.

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

The entirety of Waco should be burned off the face of the earth with nuclear fire.

And I’m a Texan saying that. 

This guy has a BS from Baylor, two Masters degrees from Vandy and a PhD from Texas. He has a first class education and a great job at a major university. And his career might very well be defined by being a snitch to make Baylor look better by in effect working in direct opposition to groups supporting victims of sex…

Now, now, this is Baylor—so donating the buildings and other assets to something like Planned Parenthood might be a nice touch.

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.

Betsy devos will shut down the accreditor before Baylor is ever asked to close its doors.

I was a senior at Auburn in 2002/03 when SACS — Auburn’s accreditation org — placed the university on probation. The reason? They decided that some board of trustees members had too much power in the closing of an academic department and the hiring/firing of the football coach.

Also, Mr Redford— a serious question with zero snark— as a layman and not a journalist, is it odd to write a story about something as vexing and disgraceful as Baylor sending moles into support groups of sexual assault survivors AND something as mundane as Nick Saban being weird about naming a QB?

Jesus Christ.

I am clearly insane. Over the last 18 months I’ve said to myself “There is no way that’s true. People/president/person wouldn’t do that” no less than 400 times. When drawing my line of disbelief I may as well be doing it in coke at Darryl Strawberry’s house. I make a line, I look away and *poof* it’s gone. 

Baylor’s #1 ranking may have been in a little jeopardy, considering recent strong showings from Ohio State, Michigan State, Maryland, and Minnesota-Duluth, but they’re not going to give up without a fight.  Now if only giving up without a fight wasn’t the advice they gave their students, as well...

Burn this place to the ground, then take a piss on its ashes.

Why does anyone care about Tiger’s opinion outside the domains of:

Who knew you could get CTE from virtual football?

Jared Lorenzen