I don’t think this Ureña/Acuña feud is even close to over, let’s at least wait tilde end of this series.

The super bowl where the patriots recorded the Rams practice sessions?

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

INSTEAD WE WILL SPEND OUR AUTUMN SUNDAYS IN OBLIVIOUS JOY SIPPING SPICED PEAR GIN FIZZES WATCHING PEDRO ALMODOVAR MOVIES

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.

I mean, what else am I gonna do, go “grab a seat, I’m gonna be a few mins” to the poor bastard?

So not only do you use the handicapped stall without shame, you intentionally lie on your way out?

I use the handicap stall every time I poop. It’s always cleaner and I like all the kicking room i gots in there. Really let’s a man relax while he’s trying not to let other people here him loudly fart out sprays of shit in a public bathroom and being labelled as “that guy” as you walk out in shame.

I actually Googled that to confirm that it was a real quote because I couldn’t believe anyone in 2018--or any year for that matter--would ever utter those words.

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

Oh god, I think part of my consciousness just hung itself.

Our quarterback actually said these words:

Doubtful. Watch the video, even the white players are kneeling.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

In what fucking reality would you as a restaurant owner let a TV show come in and plant rancid shrimp and dead mice and not expect customers to react poorly to it?

CAST

Did someone say BBQ?

Zlatan isn’t washed up; washing up is Zlataned.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.