Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

Mark Davis looks like he should be in an Austin Powers movie as the sickly villain Ginger Ail. 

Don't forget to insult POWs too. Vets love when that happens. But whatever you do, don't express your Constitutional Rights to free speech. Men died for those rights, so honor them by not using those rights!

Ah jeez, that Kamara kid has some pretty salty language, ya know? It reminds me of when old man Gilbertson got his arm caught in the thresher. He managed to kick the emergency shutoff, don’t you know, and wouldn’t you believe it but the Anderson kid was nearby and whipped his belt right off and put a tourniquet on!…

I couldn’t even be mad. I was mad, of course,

Funny how kneeling during the anthem disrespects the vets, but denying them health benefits is A-OK.

I really love when businesses make it super easy for me to never give them my money.

Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.

What are you talking about? Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco have done a cycle in the same game multiple times.

Alex, go home, your drunk posting on Gizmodo again.

I was in the middle of eating my W but couldn’t handle the fireworks of this post

Why? JPP clearly didn’t read the warning, why should we?

Some people take their anti-Mayo agenda too far. And those who incite them are just as guilty (Drew)

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

Probably not the weirdest thing, but yet another of his quotes has been found.

That asshole is one of the reasons I left Texas.- True Quote by Me

“shut up nerd”

This story is so, so sad to me.

My god, I am sympathizing with a Patriot right now. The power of doggos truly trumps all other evils.