I remember several years ago when deadspin ran a piece about how Durant was a phony “nice” guy and half of the commentariat lost their shit about it.

If KD and Kevin Garnett got in a fight, who would make it to the exit first?

I do find it somewhat funny and interesting that the whole reason this happened was because Big Cat from Barstool tweeted at CJ, and that was his response. And you wrote it like he just happened to still be upset and randomly tweeted that out of nowhere. 

Come on Deadspin....show us who CJ was replying too. Do it. Its not like you all havn’t done multiple smear articles about the guy he was talking too, and now want to use the story he is helping further to get readers. Oh wait...

The analogy is terrible. KD would obviously just call the cops. 

When I play in co-ed softball games, I always try to hit it to the girl! 

Come on, ladies. It’s basic playground etiquette. When a guy goes studs up and shreds your ACL, it means he likes you. Duh.

“The last time they were in the playoffs, in 2014, they were the ones giving up a string of unanswered runs and then losing in extras.”

Even worse for C.J. was the following caller, Devin Kurant, dumping on him.

Shaughnessy: I’d like to ask about Malcolm Butler.

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

The nation has to deal with cocky Philadelphia fans because of this bullshit.  He committed treason. 

I mean, she’s just 25 years old. She probs didn’t want to get married when she was a teenager...long courtships are good for young people, IMO. How the heck do you know if you want to marry someone when you’re still getting to know yourself?

PS: My husband and I were engaged after 8 months, but we were olds by then and…

I split time for work between Tokyo and the US, but the attitude of cops is one thing that is profoundly different between the US and Japan. In Japan, there are no public intoxication laws, so shockingly, cops’ jobs are to make sure drunk people are safe.

It’s a slippery slope because if the Lerner family pays for this guy’s treatment, before long you’ll have people in this country paying to put other people’s kids through school, or you’ll be paying to put out a fire at someone else’s house, or you’ll be paying to pave roads that you never drive on, and that is NOT…

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

I hope this ruined Permit Patty’s whole month.

We all know had the races been reversed and it was a black man who “defended” himself by shooting a white man defending his family, that white man would be called a hero and that brother would be up under the jail and Lawyer-Sheriff Bob would be telling us all how he had no choice but to lock that brother up.