Dana White cheats at Words with Friends.

Not to mention the free food, shelter, and work experience.

If it weren’t for the white man, black people wouldn’t be where they are today and that is an undeniable fact.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

Dana White is D.B. Cooper.

Dana White designed Elon Musk’s submarine

Attach Dana White’s name to an unscrupulous rumor and I will believe it. Go ahead, try me.

Why the goddamn fuck does anyone ever need to hear what Meghan McCain has to say?

As someone who doesnt care about cycling at all, that might actually get me to tune it for a moment.

I think of him more as “real-life Waluigi.”

I loved this match so much. I am a huge Djokovic fan, and so was rooting for him, but I muttered “Holy shit, Rafa” so many times at his ability to teleport from one side of the court to the other. It was mesmerizing.

The semifinal was a testament to Novak’s mental strength. I actually thought Nadal was the slightly better player, but Djokovic was so clutch. Best rivalry tennis ever produced. 

Novak Horseman

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

Grinda blew open the Russian money laundering going on in the Balearic Islands a few years ago, and he’s been on a mission to take down the Russian Mob for years. Imagine having his expertise when dealing with potential money laundering charges for the Trumps (Sr, Jr, Eric and Ivanka). If Mueller is getting…

Jose Grinda is perhaps the most famous and effective top prosecutor in Europe; has been for years. If he's helping out Mueller
with the case against Torshin and Donald Jr, they better worry.

Generally the issue with that, especially in big metro areas, are the homeless, specifically homeless drug addicts. They’ll lock themselves in and shoot up, and then you have to call the police to get them out. That’s why you’ll see a bunch of fast food places have keypad locks on their doors, and you only get the…