José did quite a number on my liver, too. Then I discovered Patrón.

Liver let die. 

Unless of course the other dad is LaVar Ball

LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

Did they sack Billy?

Don’t ever call me...doll

But hey...those 11 years of having the ultimate bragging rights over Cubs fans was nice...right?

It’s a rebuilding year!...

This whole quote is unbelievable “play the right way” bullshit:

Kashmir - this is a great article.

I remember several years ago when deadspin ran a piece about how Durant was a phony “nice” guy and half of the commentariat lost their shit about it.

If KD and Kevin Garnett got in a fight, who would make it to the exit first?

I do find it somewhat funny and interesting that the whole reason this happened was because Big Cat from Barstool tweeted at CJ, and that was his response. And you wrote it like he just happened to still be upset and randomly tweeted that out of nowhere. 

Come on Deadspin....show us who CJ was replying too. Do it. Its not like you all havn’t done multiple smear articles about the guy he was talking too, and now want to use the story he is helping further to get readers. Oh wait...

The analogy is terrible. KD would obviously just call the cops. 

“The last time they were in the playoffs, in 2014, they were the ones giving up a string of unanswered runs and then losing in extras.”

Shaughnessy: I’d like to ask about Malcolm Butler.

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

The nation has to deal with cocky Philadelphia fans because of this bullshit.  He committed treason.