Why the goddamn fuck does anyone ever need to hear what Meghan McCain has to say?

As someone who doesnt care about cycling at all, that might actually get me to tune it for a moment.

I think of him more as “real-life Waluigi.”

I loved this match so much. I am a huge Djokovic fan, and so was rooting for him, but I muttered “Holy shit, Rafa” so many times at his ability to teleport from one side of the court to the other. It was mesmerizing.

The semifinal was a testament to Novak’s mental strength. I actually thought Nadal was the slightly better player, but Djokovic was so clutch. Best rivalry tennis ever produced. 

Novak Horseman

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

WB Exec: [touches action figure on pocket containing bat-wallet]

Grinda blew open the Russian money laundering going on in the Balearic Islands a few years ago, and he’s been on a mission to take down the Russian Mob for years. Imagine having his expertise when dealing with potential money laundering charges for the Trumps (Sr, Jr, Eric and Ivanka). If Mueller is getting…

Jose Grinda is perhaps the most famous and effective top prosecutor in Europe; has been for years. If he's helping out Mueller
with the case against Torshin and Donald Jr, they better worry.

I was gonna say, teaching kids how to get away with raping a woman isn’t really something that kids need to know.

A) That Oscar win was bullshit and his movie was weak.

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Everyone try again tomorrow.

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I absolutely do not get the hate for Toronto. If I had to move to a different city, it would 100% be Toronto. That place is fucking great. It’s just like Chicago except everyone is nice to you there!  That being said. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha enjoy that winter hell Kawhi, shouldn’t have sit out on Pop like that. 

Could the Raptors flip him?

Generally the issue with that, especially in big metro areas, are the homeless, specifically homeless drug addicts. They’ll lock themselves in and shoot up, and then you have to call the police to get them out. That’s why you’ll see a bunch of fast food places have keypad locks on their doors, and you only get the…